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Brian T.
Brian T.
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http://www.mensvogue.com/food/cellar/articles/2008/09/billionaire-winos


Billionaire Winos

Their tasting notes would make Robert Parker blush, their thirst would choke a camel, and their pinkies — and noses — are decidedly not in the air. Glass of 1914 Pol Roger, anyone? By Jay McInerney

September 2008

Billionaire Winos

A new breed of wine traders likes to open Champagne — and make money — the old-fashioned way: with swashbuckling, no-holds-barred style. (Photo: James Wojcik)

Big Boy is standing in the middle of the dining room at Manhattan's three-star Cru restaurant, waving a saber, demanding that everyone shut up and pay attention. It's not easy to shut this crowd up — they've been drinking really expensive wine for four hours, and the adrenaline of big spending is in the air. But Big Boy, aka Rob Rosania, is more than capable of shouting down a roomful of buzzed alpha males. It's his party, and his magnum is bigger than anyone else's magnum. He didn't build a billion-dollar real estate empire by acting like a pussy. Signature sunglasses planted in his curly, dark mane, he's wearing a natty blue Kiton windowpane sports jacket over an open white shirt showing plenty of chest hair, and while he doesn't actually pound his chest, he often gives the impression that he's about to. He's in the process of selling off $5 million worth of his wine cellar to the assembled company — plus a few absentee bidders — and even though there are 40 or 50 more lots to go, he wants to celebrate.

After commanding the attention of the room, Rosania hoists a jeroboam of 1945 Bollinger for all to see. Then he lowers the enormous bottle and props it at a 45-degree angle as he prepares to saber it — the most dramatic and traditional method of opening Champagne, certainly no less than a $10,000 bottle deserves, and one that Rosania has perfected in the several years he's been collecting. For some reason this particular jero (11 more are in the auction) is not cooperating, and it takes Big Boy a few whacks to decapitate it, but no matter. A cheer goes up as the top of the bottle goes flying, and within minutes we're all drinking Bollinger made from grapes that were hanging on their vines when the allies stormed Omaha Beach.

"Shut the fuck up, and let's finish this," says John Kapon, standing a few feet above the crowd, pounding his gavel on the podium like a judge addressing an unruly courtroom. Kapon is the 36-year-old president of Acker Merrall & Condit, which bills itself as America's oldest wine store and has, under his watch, become the world's leading vendor of fine wine at auction. It's not often that you hear an auctioneer address a roomful of well-heeled bidders this way — it's hard to imagine Sotheby's urbane, British-born Jamie Ritchie doing so — but Kapon knows most of the 70 men in the room personally, and the very few women in attendance are accustomed to the high-testosterone world of competitive oenophilia.

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 10-Sep-08 03:02 PM EST 


Michael P.
Michael P.
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Thanks for the post, I enjoyed this story. I don't know if the excess here is meant to shock, but... For one thing I already read the Billionaire's Vinegar, so I am aware, besides, what is to be expected from the uber-rich? After all, you really can't take it with you. A couple of things strike me though. First, it is interesting to read this image of Kapon, I am mainly familiar with him through his vintage postings which are listed on Cellartracker, and which I find to be fairly accurate, and generally well written, not to mention relatively devoid of excessive hyperbole. Second is that as ridiculous as this all sounds, I bet that many of us who post here have wine consumption habits (at least in terms of dollars spent if not in terms of wild wine-orgies) that would, or do, shock friends and family. So I must admit that a part of me is jealous - I do love Burgundy - and a part of me is repelled. But I know that I should reserve judgment, lest I ever become a billionaire and be forced to drink my words.
 11-Sep-08 06:10 AM EST 


Jim M.
Jim M.
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wow..that was impressive...Il just keep dreamin
 11-Sep-08 08:09 AM EST 


Life is a Cabernet
Life is a Cabernet
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I have read some of the reviews John has done at other events with Rob "Big Boy" Rosania. Very fun to read and dream. Then you hit the 'opened a bottle of <insert some multi-thousand dollar bottle of vino> and it was corked' and my heart sinks!

I agree with Michael...my family and some friends would just crap if they knew what I have paid for some of the wine I have (I even wonder what the hell I'm thinking at times). I even remember balking at a $100 bottle on a restuarant menu! But having lived through a very modest career and salary growth, I see how as 'disposable income' rises, so does my wine budget. I can just imagine (fantasize) about doing so as a millionaire, multi-millionaire, and billionaire....some day! :+)

Sort of like how I just can't figure out why someone would buy a $20K Rolex...it's a frigging watch!!! But to each their own vices!

 11-Sep-08 04:47 PM EST 


Jim C.
Jim C.
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I'd be a Billionaire if I weren't a Wino.
 13-Sep-08 04:05 PM EST 


Jennifer S.
Jennifer S.
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DO YOU KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY SMALL WINERIES THAT ARE NOT IN THE YELLOW PAGES AROUND WI.?

 26-Sep-08 05:18 PM EST 

Sam Enos
Sam Enos
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Jennifer -

Here are a few in WI.  I am not sure which might be in your yellow pages...
AeppelTreow
Autumn Harvest Winery
Botham Vineyards & Winery
Cedar Creek Winery
Chateau St. Croix Winery & Vineyard
Door Peninsula Winery
Lautenbach's Orchard Country Winery
Mason Creek Winery
Red Oak Winery and Vineyard
Simon Creek Vineyard & Winery
Stone's Throw Winery
Trout Springs Winery
Vetro Winery
Von Klaus Winery
Von Stiehl Winery
Weggy Winery
White Winter Winery
Wollersheim Winery
Woodland Trail Winery

I hope this helps!

Sam - Community Facilitator




 19-Jan-10 01:47 PM EST 



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